I'm going to go see Dash this weekend. It's going to be a long haul to get there. We need to make sure we have enough fuel to get there...enter several hundred cookies.
Yeah, that's right. Several hundred. Pretty sure the back seat will be filled with cookies, no luggage. The pups may even have to scootch their bums over to make room. Dash's family is huge and his mother mentioned making a ton of cookies and freezing them and then bringing them out. So, I stepped up to her challenge to feed the Chase family.
Oh, by the way, I've given my boy toy the name Dash Chase, clever as all hell. You see I was out walking the dogs - who's names I will not change - Tana and Koda, and I thought well hell (well geez, I'm spouting out bad words all over the place, where's the soap?!) I need a name for my man so that he remains anonymous :) So, I texted the Poopface, yes another name I have given him ;) A beautiful term of endearment if I might say so myself. I asked him if he could choose any super hero name in the world what would he chose? His first few attempts weren't all that creative, something along the lines of Buck Hunter or some really hick thing. I pushed him a little further and then we started to get somewhere! I was actually super impressed with his creativity, so much so that I will share with you what he gave me. Mind you this man goes above and beyond anything I ever ask him to do, which is one of the many reasons I've fallen head over heels, sigh :) Yeah, he's a keeper ;) So, here's what he wanted to be if he could be in a comic book:
The Archer - A super hero whose similar to Batman in that he has no actual powers. My weapon of choice is the bow and arrow.
The Shadow - I am a super villian who has the ability to fade into the dark. I can also bring people into the darkness with me and leave them there.
Deadeye - An ex-Navy Seal Sniper who has a very crass attitude. My family was murdered by the government when I refused to assassinate the Dictator of China. I am now on the run and become a mercenary for people in need.
I was sitting at work the next day trying at first to decide on which one I wanted to name him when it hit me that maybe I could use an acronym? I'm a girl that is ALL over acronyms, love them so much. So I took the first letter of each name; A, S and D. I then added the letter H and well I won't go through it all, but you get DASH. CHASE is also an acronym as well and Dash knows the meaning, but I'll leave that as a puzzle for you all to solve :)
So, yes, to summarize this all up, you DID in fact read all of this correctly. Since the last posts, errrr well, for the first time, I have acquired TWO new men in my life! One being a wonderful male Border Collie mix, Koda and my main man Dash, who is without a doubt very human!!!
